If true was true and false was false, comedians could be our priests…

If almighty Ra was president, it’d solve lots of problems…

The Pope could get to know Ra better and get along…

And Dave Allen could finally be canonized…

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There’s a reason for the weird lead-in here…

You may need to disbelieve a little harder…

Some people are easily offended when it comes to religion or politics however if you’re genuinely offended then I’d think that whether you find my sense of humour amusing or not has about as much real relevance to the current realities of American politics which I’ve often been found dryly highlighting as does whether an American proctologist driving a Porsche or a fcuking Mercedes Benz or a Chev Corvette affects the $23 trillion (Per year) US Federal Deficit interest debt by any noticable margin, and in case you never knew that’s the amount Washington’s den of Knight of Malta thieves borrows each year on your behalf merely to pay interest on the real debt they’ve run up on your behalf ever since they illegally borrowed the gold they financed the Nazi’s to loot for them with your money back in 1933 ~ Again for the sake of relevance that US Federal Deficit debt which those criminals ran up on your behalf over the last 45 years from 1973 to now isn’t what you were told by either political media pundit ‘OR‘ by Republican or Democrat comedians, it’s merely what they’ll currently borrow this year to pay the interest on the real debt they’ve run up in your name…

If they say otherwise, think Cessna Pilot’s…

Or vote proctologist on Nov 6th maybe?

I’m tackling these difficult subjects laterally and occasionally with humour because humour is an occasionally easy path to the free expression of truth as I’d been taught as a young child ~ In the context of my approach to this then obviously whether your proctologist drives a Porsche or a Mercedes that’s partially assembled in Brazil or a Corvette that’s partially assembled in Mexico or wherever the fcuk they make them still doesn’t change the fact that those same criminals who ran that debt up also told you radical Islamic Cessna Pilot’s knocked down three skyscrapers in New York…

The problem with that particular myth is that Cessna Pilot’s couldn’t fly a large commercial jet if their lives depended on it, and one 116,000 kg jet has zero chance of knocking down a single 450,000,000 kilogram skyscraper that’s like maybe 3000+ x times heavier than the jet was in a million years, while the chances of 2 jets knocking down 3 skyscrapers is right up there with an omnipotent omnipresent angry invisible Abrahamic cosmic magi deity resurrecting their own incomplete Hebrew cadaver in a dank Judean desert cave three days after they’d been laid to fcuking rest…

Far as I’m concerned you don’t make no sense America…

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Here’s their other big never-ending lie…

You don’t need #pedodungeongrandjuries

You need to fix the economy, stupid…

Can you feel-me on that?

8:00 AM AEST Oct 14

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