Snort, here’s a short story from the bible…
Some “SLAVES” (sic) in Egypt called Israelites are told by an angry invisible omnipotent omnipresent Abrahamic cosmic magician that they should borrow all of their master’s gold and jewels and not give them back ~ Now that type of thing is always going to happen in the real world isn’t it, “SLAVES” were always borrowing all of their master’s gold and jewels in history, that’s what cruel taskmasters used to do back then, punish their slaves by giving them all of their gold and jewels, sure thing, yeah, whatever, very believable, what’s not to believe about that…

Then, before they make their escape with all of the gold and jewels that old angry invisible omnipotent omnipresent Abrahamic cosmic magician-guy kills the Egyptian children ~ Hell of an alibi back then, who could dispute it, Israel is hauled before a magistrate for grand theft and child murder and their defense lawyer says…

“Your honor, an angry invisible omnipotent omnipresent Abrahamic cosmic magi told my Israelite clients to borrow their master’s gold and jewels and not give them back, and as for all those dead kids, my client maintains that angry invisible omnipotent omnipresent Abrahamic cosmic magi killed them, facts which I’m sure you’ll agree my clients themselves had no control over”… ‘CASE REFERRED TO A HIGHER COURT?’